Stumbles into the common rooms. After spending quite some time coping with the fact that he might no longer be able to be a he Sirius decided to get smashed. He wanted to forget his woe’s. He flopped down on the couch as he drank the rest of the firewhiskey in the bottle before grabbing another one out from between his breast.
“Bloody hell I’m smashed.” He said as he sighed and took another swig. He ran his fingers through his hair, as he sighed. “Stuck like this forever I suppose.”
Sorry I’ve been gone! I had a huge interview with Disney for my internship program and I was super stressed over it. I had it today, and even though I didn’t do so well the chef must have like me or something because he offered to give me another interview when I’m farther along in my schooling. I’m super excited about this btw. Anyways, I’ve missed you guys! Sorry it took me so long to reply!
-Smiles and runs her fingers through her hair.- Well hello there, I’m … Siri, It’s nice to meet you! -holds out hand.-Siri?
I haven’t seen you around before - but you look oddly familiar. Are you new here?
-coughs slightly taking her hand back.- I am, I’m an un-exchange student. I went to school in… The states for a touch. -Smirks slightly.- You’re uniform looks so nice, where on earth do you think I could find one?
*narrows eyes* from the States? I didn’t know Hogwarts did that.
And I got it from Madam Malkin’s. In Diagon Alley. Like everyone else does…
Oh right right… -thinks for a moment.- Where’s that?
moonyandhischocolate asked: Okay so Dorcasmightknowabouthtepotionpleasedon'thatemesiriusi'msorry.
… -flips his hair back- What?
The Best of the Maraurders.: wake up.
The Best of the Maraurders.: Wake up.
The Best of the Maraurders.: Wake up.
Sirius awoke to find himself in a bed, a hospital bed none the less. He turned his head and looked around, mildly wondering what was…
“Well then. I must say there’s a new one.” Still rather confused, Remus scratched his head. “The best we can hope for is that it wears off, I suppose.”
“Sirius, he’s going to notice if his best mate randomly disappears.” Remus reasoned. “Just grin and bear it. As for the clothes, maybe I could ask Doe and borrow some….?”
-drops his face into his hand and tries to not cry, failing slightly.- Why do things like this always happen to the hottest member of the group!! Why couldn’t it have been James! He’d actually be able to learn something from Evans then!
-Smiles and runs her fingers through her hair.- Well hello there, I’m … Siri, It’s nice to meet you! -holds out hand.-Siri?
I haven’t seen you around before - but you look oddly familiar. Are you new here?
-coughs slightly taking her hand back.- I am, I’m an un-exchange student. I went to school in… The states for a touch. -Smirks slightly.- You’re uniform looks so nice, where on earth do you think I could find one?
The Best of the Maraurders.: Wake up.
The Best of the Maraurders.: Wake up.
Sirius awoke to find himself in a bed, a hospital bed none the less. He turned his head and looked around, mildly wondering what was going on. As he stretched he felt an uncomfortable strectch in his…
Remus looked at him oddly for a moment. He couldn’t decide whether to laugh or hit him. Anything to get…her….to stop sobbing at least.
No, wait, she’s stopped.
And there we go again.
“There’s nothing wrong with your hair, Uhm, Sirius. And…dammit I don’t even know how to treat normal girls!” He said, running his hands through his hair. “Ya, I think it was your potion, Sirius…and what? You mean like, now, that you’re a girl, you still like girls or normally? And I’m confused, Sirius!” He yelled the last bit.
“Should I go get James?”
Sirius just stops and stares at his breast. “I am a girl, but not a girl. I’m still a boy, and now I’m thinking about boys and I shouldn’t be.”
Sirius just couldn’t take it. He pushed the sheets back and stood up. “You can not tell Prongs, I won’t hear the end of it if you tell you him. I just don’t know what to do… I need new clothes for one thing…”
The Best of the Maraurders.: Wake up.
Sirius awoke to find himself in a bed, a hospital bed none the less. He turned his head and looked around, mildly wondering what was going on. As he stretched he felt an uncomfortable strectch in his shirt, glancing down he realized something was wrong.
“FOR THE FUCKS OF MERLIN WHAT IS GOING ON!”…
Remus had dropped Sirius off at the hospital wing, and then to the library. (A rather flustered Madame Pompfrey had pushed him out.)
He went straight to researching the potion Padfoot had drunk. A few rather interesting pages in to ‘101 Obscure Potions for the Advanced Brewer’, he heard a angry yell that could only belong to Sirius.
Worried, he ran all the way to the Hospital Wing, dashed to his friend’s side. Only it wasn’t Sirius, (he thought).
“So sorry Miss, didn’t mean to disturb you, I’m just looking for my friend, Siri-“
“MOONY IT’S ME, WHAT IS GOING ON!!!” Sirius yells once he sees his best friend.
“I’M A GIRL, LIKE GIRL-GIRL!” He continues to cry before stopping and taking a few deep breaths. “And to make it worse, like, my hair looks so terrible and these clothes are just not working…” His mouth continues for him and he finds himself toiling with his (now) long(er) curls.
“Do you think my potion did this? I could have sworn it was Felix flexius…” He mussed while looking at his nails. “Also I’m pretty sure I’m gay. just so you know.”
Sirius awoke to find himself in a bed, a hospital bed none the less. He turned his head and looked around, mildly wondering what was going on. As he stretched he felt an uncomfortable strectch in his shirt, glancing down he realized something was wrong.
“FOR THE FUCKS OF MERLIN WHAT IS GOING ON!” He screamed as he quickly started to fumble around with his trousers.
No.
It was gone.
Just. No.
“HOW THE FUCK DID I TURN INTO A GIRL!!” He screamed in a panic while looking around, thankful that for once he was the only one in the hospital.
My only thought were truth serum, temp sexuality switcher (yes crystal I stole that from you. It could be a love potion, or it could make Sirius sick. Idk. I just don’t have a good thought and wondered if anyone had an idea.Potion could be an opposite-personality thing XD For once, Sirius would be studious and not hit on girls all the time lol
But I like the idea of the love potion - he could fall in love with someone COMPLETELY unexpected, or maybe even with the truth serum reveal all the marauders secrets and Remus’ werewolf secret :O DRAMA LLAMA
lol I love your ideas.
I might be gone for the next few days but I’ll try to pop on.
Meanwhile I’ll think of something while I’m in class today. XD
